I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
