fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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