Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think my moral compass just broke
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