rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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