this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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