no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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