just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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