Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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