that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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