Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
