lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
this is an emotional support booty call
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