lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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