nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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