brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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