i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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