problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
