Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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