Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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