i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
