I want to stick my p in your. b.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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