i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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