I'm drive I can fine osifer
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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