Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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