i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
