I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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