he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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