Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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