I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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