There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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