Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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