I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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