There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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