One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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