She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
His nipple licking is glorious
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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