Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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