yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I look better un-naked...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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