he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
