super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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