Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
