When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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