So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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