Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
dude. I can hear the air.
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