Buhtt sex?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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