It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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