Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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