I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I had to cum in my sink.
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