He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just puked most of my soul out..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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