tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you would pick up someone in the library
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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