So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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