Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I skipped work to stalk him.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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