I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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