In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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