Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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