Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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