Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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