i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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