How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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